Mr.Recap

  We pick up where the previous episode left off, as the recruits of the Night's Watch head to the wall. "Arry" faces the problem every Sweet Polly Oliver faces sooner or later - how to stay in disguise when nature calls. After returning from an undercover assignment, she has a small encounter where the cagers accompany their entourage, which includes a certain man who talks about everyone in the third person, especially himself, and another man who threatens to rape her. his bloody staff. amazing Then the excitement comes true when some goldencoats hijack the caravan. Arya naturally assumes that they are looking for him, but it turns out that they want Gendry. Yoren isn't giving up either, as evidenced by his threat to put his knife sharp enough to stick the spider's ass into a very sensitive part of the driver's anatomy - his femoral artery. Why, what do you think? The Goldcloaks are now back, but it's clear they won't be coming back to King's La...

 The episode opens in King's Landing with a dogfight - which ends very quickly when he flips his opponent over the edge of the fight. The opponent doesn't so much land as splash onto the court below and everyone applauds. This is Joffrey's Name Day Tournament. Remember what Joffrey was like last season? Well, now she was drowning in his wine, because she showed up late to the battle and a little drunk, wasn't that nice? Quick-thinking Sansa takes out the sensitive Ser Dontos with Sandor's help, but it's clear that everyone is careful not to hurt Joffrey. Except for Tyrion, who appears out of nowhere and also shows Joffrey in full. Tyrion then goes to the small council meeting to show Joffrey's mother as well. Tyrion isn't really the brother Cersei wants to see right now, but she sticks with him - after all, he fills Tywin's role as Hand of the King. He thinks Arya Stark would be an excellent negotiator when dealing with Robb Stark, and he's not t...